The baby will just have to follow my schedule. Um Hmmm.
Before having children, I thought: • My children and I would hold hands and stroll leisurely along. • Parenthood would transform my husband and me into the best versions of ourselves. • I’d experience a love I couldn’t even imagine.
After having children, I know: • Children don’t stroll; they alternate between sprinting and dawdling. • My husband and I are exactly the same as we were before becoming parents. • I’ve experienced a love I couldn’t even imagine.